Total Medals Earned: 52 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 595 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Win the game
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Check Out The Credits!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
You have made some toast!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
score a height of 2
score a height of 10
score a height of 5
score a height of 15
score a height of 20
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points